• friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • OH
  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

crockercrocs:

sir-laughsalot:

laughoutloudrightnow:

pizzaforpresident:

have you ever seen a chicken strip

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There are two kinds of people in this world.

(Source: coolator)

dlubes:

gayweeb:

these are the stories I want in my feed

no one better to choose from to put huge amounts of drugs up their butt than a gay porn star am i right

foxestacado:

I just came back from Anime Expo and DashCon so for everyone who didn’t make it to one of these cons, here’s a giveaway for one of you to win some of my stuff! (Here is a list of other cons I will be at later this year!)
Here’s what you get if you win! 
The Johnlock Shirt
The Destiel Shirt
"I Don’t Shave for Sherlock Holmes" Undies
"Sherlock Holmes, Put Your Trousers On" Undies
Sexy Sherlock Undies
BAMF!John Watson Undies
And Bonus Prizes!
Extra prizes such as Sherlock & Harry Potter buttons and pouches will be added to your winnings if you follow me on Twitter and/or Like my Facebook page!
The Rules! 
Winner must be following my blog (and hopefully you’ll like following me)! If picked and winner is not following this blog, another winner will be picked. 
Reblogs and Likes both count. Increase your chances, do both!
Winner will be randomly picked using a random number generator on 7/30/14 at 10:00 Pacific Standard Time. The winner will be contacted via Ask box (make sure yours is open, if not, another winner will be chosen). If winner does not respond with requested info within 24 hours, another winner will be picked. 
In order to get all the Bonus prizes, winner must have Liked my Facebook fan page and/or follow me Twitter by 7/30/14 10:00 PST. 
I will ship winner giveaway items anywhere in the world, with tracking! :) 
foxestacado:

I just came back from Anime Expo and DashCon so for everyone who didn’t make it to one of these cons, here’s a giveaway for one of you to win some of my stuff! (Here is a list of other cons I will be at later this year!)
Here’s what you get if you win! 
The Johnlock Shirt
The Destiel Shirt
"I Don’t Shave for Sherlock Holmes" Undies
"Sherlock Holmes, Put Your Trousers On" Undies
Sexy Sherlock Undies
BAMF!John Watson Undies
And Bonus Prizes!
Extra prizes such as Sherlock & Harry Potter buttons and pouches will be added to your winnings if you follow me on Twitter and/or Like my Facebook page!
The Rules! 
Winner must be following my blog (and hopefully you’ll like following me)! If picked and winner is not following this blog, another winner will be picked. 
Reblogs and Likes both count. Increase your chances, do both!
Winner will be randomly picked using a random number generator on 7/30/14 at 10:00 Pacific Standard Time. The winner will be contacted via Ask box (make sure yours is open, if not, another winner will be chosen). If winner does not respond with requested info within 24 hours, another winner will be picked. 
In order to get all the Bonus prizes, winner must have Liked my Facebook fan page and/or follow me Twitter by 7/30/14 10:00 PST. 
I will ship winner giveaway items anywhere in the world, with tracking! :) 
foxestacado:

I just came back from Anime Expo and DashCon so for everyone who didn’t make it to one of these cons, here’s a giveaway for one of you to win some of my stuff! (Here is a list of other cons I will be at later this year!)
Here’s what you get if you win! 
The Johnlock Shirt
The Destiel Shirt
"I Don’t Shave for Sherlock Holmes" Undies
"Sherlock Holmes, Put Your Trousers On" Undies
Sexy Sherlock Undies
BAMF!John Watson Undies
And Bonus Prizes!
Extra prizes such as Sherlock & Harry Potter buttons and pouches will be added to your winnings if you follow me on Twitter and/or Like my Facebook page!
The Rules! 
Winner must be following my blog (and hopefully you’ll like following me)! If picked and winner is not following this blog, another winner will be picked. 
Reblogs and Likes both count. Increase your chances, do both!
Winner will be randomly picked using a random number generator on 7/30/14 at 10:00 Pacific Standard Time. The winner will be contacted via Ask box (make sure yours is open, if not, another winner will be chosen). If winner does not respond with requested info within 24 hours, another winner will be picked. 
In order to get all the Bonus prizes, winner must have Liked my Facebook fan page and/or follow me Twitter by 7/30/14 10:00 PST. 
I will ship winner giveaway items anywhere in the world, with tracking! :) 
foxestacado:

I just came back from Anime Expo and DashCon so for everyone who didn’t make it to one of these cons, here’s a giveaway for one of you to win some of my stuff! (Here is a list of other cons I will be at later this year!)
Here’s what you get if you win! 
The Johnlock Shirt
The Destiel Shirt
"I Don’t Shave for Sherlock Holmes" Undies
"Sherlock Holmes, Put Your Trousers On" Undies
Sexy Sherlock Undies
BAMF!John Watson Undies
And Bonus Prizes!
Extra prizes such as Sherlock & Harry Potter buttons and pouches will be added to your winnings if you follow me on Twitter and/or Like my Facebook page!
The Rules! 
Winner must be following my blog (and hopefully you’ll like following me)! If picked and winner is not following this blog, another winner will be picked. 
Reblogs and Likes both count. Increase your chances, do both!
Winner will be randomly picked using a random number generator on 7/30/14 at 10:00 Pacific Standard Time. The winner will be contacted via Ask box (make sure yours is open, if not, another winner will be chosen). If winner does not respond with requested info within 24 hours, another winner will be picked. 
In order to get all the Bonus prizes, winner must have Liked my Facebook fan page and/or follow me Twitter by 7/30/14 10:00 PST. 
I will ship winner giveaway items anywhere in the world, with tracking! :) 

foxestacado:

I just came back from Anime Expo and DashCon so for everyone who didn’t make it to one of these cons, here’s a giveaway for one of you to win some of my stuff! (Here is a list of other cons I will be at later this year!)

Here’s what you get if you win! 

And Bonus Prizes!

  • Extra prizes such as Sherlock & Harry Potter buttons and pouches will be added to your winnings if you follow me on Twitter and/or Like my Facebook page!

The Rules! 

  • Winner must be following my blog (and hopefully you’ll like following me)! If picked and winner is not following this blog, another winner will be picked. 
  • Reblogs and Likes both count. Increase your chances, do both!
  • Winner will be randomly picked using a random number generator on 7/30/14 at 10:00 Pacific Standard Time. The winner will be contacted via Ask box (make sure yours is open, if not, another winner will be chosen). If winner does not respond with requested info within 24 hours, another winner will be picked. 
  • In order to get all the Bonus prizes, winner must have Liked my Facebook fan page and/or follow me Twitter by 7/30/14 10:00 PST. 
  • I will ship winner giveaway items anywhere in the world, with tracking! :) 

nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

(Source: nwtsfw)

dovahkiin-lml:

WTF! XD

(Source: looo-ch)

vhanstiel:

girlatsunrise:

doppelrahmstufe:

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WE FOUND IT.

WE FOUND BETELGEUSE FIVE.

Remember when we read about touchscreen and ebook before those things exist? Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to find myself a nice towel.

ohmightysmiter:

the-sunbird:

This is something that will make me smile even in my worst moods.

#I’m sorry but all I see is Joker doing this during a crew meeting

ohmightysmiter:

the-sunbird:

This is something that will make me smile even in my worst moods.

#I’m sorry but all I see is Joker doing this during a crew meeting

(Source: lavagoth)

taylorwifts:

IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME TO DO BETTER SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN GOOD GRADES ARE COOL

siriusquack:

new phone screens
siriusquack:

new phone screens

siriusquack:

new phone screens

(Source: bird-with-teeth)