internetsgreatesthits:

OPEN THIS FUCKING PIT UP!!!!

internetsgreatesthits:

OPEN THIS FUCKING PIT UP!!!!

(Source: awwww-cute)

abomasnow:

hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life

maddoraptor:

edwrad:

are tectonic plates dishwasher safe?

idk but they’re perfect for a continental breakfast

spookyjohansson:

*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

(Source: bisexualblackwidow)

centralist:

This is the best gif of all time

centralist:

This is the best gif of all time

(Source: r-y-u-u-n-o-s-u-k-e-k-o-b-ayashi)

monobeartheater:

dragonjester:

Same

family guy is weird because like 90% of the time its trash but then that other 10% hits such a perfect joke like this that it allllmost makes you want to keep watching

(Source: sandandglass)

comedyblogger:

drinking underage like

(Source: thingsfittingperfectlyintothings)

thotofficial:

White gays

(Source: racistperry)

roarkshop:

moniquill:

nethilia:

littlemissmichigan:

wavy-crockett:

I won’t ever trust anyone again..

NOOOOOOO

y’all motherfuckers need jesus

This is almost as evil as the wasabi avocado. Almost.

So a friend of mine did this on halloween and almost killed someone who was allergic to peanuts so… you know. Don’t do this. 

riverdoge:

Man this series makes no fucking sense
riverdoge:

Man this series makes no fucking sense

riverdoge:

Man this series makes no fucking sense

human:

this picture is life

human:

this picture is life

(Source: human)

(Source: copperjohn)

guy:

i don’t like your clothes take them off